Jennifer Lagier, 9/28/2015

Current Occupation: Part-time instructional librarian
Former Occupation: Systems Librarian after exercising retreat rights after being a Dean
Contact Information: Jennifer Lagier has published nine books of poetry as well as in a variety of literary magazines. Her latest book, Camille Vérité, was published by FutureCycle Press. She taught with California Poets in the Schools, co-edits the Homestead Review, maintains web sites for Homestead Review, Monterey Poetry Review, Ping Pong Literary Journal and misfitmagazine. She also helps coordinate monthly Monterey Bay Poetry Consortium Second Sunday readings. Web site: Poetry by Jennifer Lagier.


My Brief Life as a Dean

Night One: a man beats his child in the parking lot.

I phone the police, an ambulance, child protective services, our security guards.

Night Two: across the street, gang-bangers shoot a man as he stands on his lawn.

I phone the police, lock down campus.

Night Three: a SWAT team raids the house where last night’s murder occurred.

I phone security, lock down campus.

Night Four: a bleeding victim careens into our parking lot.

His bullet-shattered windshield disintegrates. I phone the police.

Night Five: the F.B.I. and Gang Task Force arrest three men

near the student center, search my hallway for hidden guns.

December: Eight shots kill a running man outside the campus garage.

I phone the police, lock down campus, shake half the night.

February: a toxic lab sickens 26 people, including the instructor.

I phone security, order ambulances, yellow tape the classroom and hall.

March: a student is assaulted in a restroom by two men who hold a knife to his throat,

steal his wallet, threaten to kill his entire family if he calls the police.

April: I am diagnosed with PTSD, put on medical leave, prescribed Valium and Lexapro.

May: my supervisor still refuses to alter my work schedule.

June 30: I submit a letter of resignation,

box my belongings, turn in their keys.


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