Current Occupation: Retiree
Former Occupation: PhD Psychologist
Contact Information: I am bright, articulate, handsome and humble.
He was tall and thin but
hard looking. He was maybe 40
but he had 200,000 miles
on his chassis. One of an endless
string of long haul truckers.
He drank black coffee and
ate a sandwich. He a thing for
his waitress, who looked right
He wasn’t subtle about his
approach. “There is a bed in
the back of my truck.”
Living on tips she can’t say,
“Dream on.” She just displayed
her wedding band. He took the
hint, finished his coffee and moved
on down the road..
I ordered a refill of coffee and
spoke to my waitress, “That
other waitress is a knockout too bad
she is married.” My waitress laughed.
She puckered her lips and she said,
“She’s not married, she wears that
ring to keep guys like you away.”
Planning for a campout with my
scout troop, I was reminded by
my wife that I needed to include
each of the four food groups in
That sounds simple enough, but
it is much harder than it seems.
I struggled to make it all fit and
became extremely frustrated.
I got help from the boys in the
troop. They laughed at my silly
attempts. They had a simple
They told me to buy a gaint bag
of Skittles. They contained the four
food groups, red, orange, green,