Chad W. Lutz, 8/12/2013

Current Occupation: Content and Social Media Manager for Job Resource Website

Former Occupation: Lab Assistant for an Environmental Conservation Firm

Contact Information: Chad W. Lutz was born in Akron, Ohio, in 1986 and lives in the neighboring suburb of Stow. An avid athlete, activist, writer and musician, Chad holds a BA in English with a Minor in Writing from Kent State University. His work has been featured in Diverse Voices Quarterly Journal, The Dying Goose, Napalm and Novocain, Haunted Waters Press and AltOhio.com. He currently works as content manager for a website in North Canton, Ohio, and aspires to run the marathon in the 2016 Olympic Games.

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Supervise This!

You’re an overlord from the underworld.

A 9 to 5 tyrant.

You’re a pain in my meatus.

The epitome of heinous.

But I appear to be stuck with you for as long as I live.

 

You never call me by my name,

But you insist I call you, “Sir.”

You groan more than an abandoned Civil War-era house.

To say that you’re boring would be like saying the sun is hot at its core.

 

Your mere presence is like a stab in the face of happiness and stability.

Listening to you speak is like reading the dictionary for fun.

You’re bulbous and enormous.

And, for the record, I’m only talking about your head.

 

But it appears that I’m stuck with you, at least for now. Until I find a new job.

 

I need a new job.

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