Issue 3.27

BEWARE: Jerred Jolin doses elders with caffeine.

AND: Say ‘word up’ to Jonathan Andrew Bockhold (Issue 3.21) for his recent publication of “Mount Saint Helens Did Not Erupt on My Birthday” on Xenith. Nice job!

Roll up your sleeves. Crease your trousers. All systems go. The Third Annual WORK Employee of the Year Contest has begun.