It's only 3.5 hours. Anyone can survive that, right? Right?! Colleen Wells might disagree.

Daniel S. Jones is on an elimination lifestyle of poetry and philosophy. 

Keith Landrum is completely done with this shit. 

Dawn Corrigan and your run-of-the-mill heroes.


Check out Dawn's inter-office email thread dated 2004 (published 2014).

Lani Cox: stabbed, drained, left for dead in a pile of documents and safety gear.