All the desire, all the mechanization, all the denial: welcome to Linda Crate‘s MATRIX.

To tux or not to tux? This and other questions plague our protagonist this week. Thank Bryce Journey. Wacka-doo watches are the only problem this kid has to deal with.

Trust me, there is no way around a rotten supervisor.  Jay Duret is going to tell you all about it.

“(n): When circumstances become so outrageously fucked-up (see fucked-up) that they cannot be repaired, fixed, ignored or blamed on someone else.” – online slang dictionary

Chuck E. Cheese segues to FUBAR. What else is new? Ben Shaberman rolls out the details.